February 2012
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New Sex Position
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30 secs k.
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Confession
wtf-tony:
I torture myself by having feelings for people who will never return them. In the words of Fall Out Boy, “I only want what I can’t have”.
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Yesterday in group, I told everyone that I had painted my nails and they were swell.
The rest of the day, everyone kept going, “What’s a good word to describe this…? Oh! I know! Swell, like Katie’s nails!”
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I wish my god damned ask box worked so I could answer all you beautiful people.
JUST KNOW
I AM NOT IGNORING YOU
<3
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My sisters ate my ice cream.
Someone’s gonna die.
YES
MY PHONE IS FINALLY CHARGING
THANK JESUS CHRIST ON HIGH
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my 2012 election slogan
powerlesbian:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
The boner song
iamtheincr0wd:
Little man on a corner Somethin pokin it’s his boner But he don’t got a big one Cuz his name is Alex Gaskarth -Jack Barakat
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Seriously, I don't think you people realize how...